As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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