scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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