I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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