Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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