there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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