fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I would fuck him just for his dog
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
