He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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