what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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