her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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