Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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