she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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