I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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