What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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