new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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