i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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