I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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