you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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