Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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