Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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