i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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