Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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