WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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