oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I am available for nakedness
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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