no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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