Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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