Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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