quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
please don't ironically join a cult
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