For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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