the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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