I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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