If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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