Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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