He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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