God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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