The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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