is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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