I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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