return my video game
operation harelip BJ is a go
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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