i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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