Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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