I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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