They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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