Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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