if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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