Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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