Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
don't judge my taste in strippers
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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