Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
cat food counts as protein by the way
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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