oh god the rape fog is back!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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