So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
