Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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