Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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