Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
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i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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