Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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