Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
