where does the pee come out of this thing
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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