We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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